"Silly you won’t …"
I opened my eyes and saw Lu Keqin’s eyes looking at me with great eyes. Naively, I said, "Let you turn around and you will turn around …"
Lu keqin turned around at me with a wrinkled nose.
When Liu Changzu found out my trousers, autumn trousers and trousers department, I took out my belt and clothes to shoulder together, then took off my outer trousers and gave them to Liu Dachuan. I took off my autumn trousers and gave them to Long Leg, and wiped them. I was still wet. Hang my long legs and hold my spear point for me, and then quickly put on my dry clothes.
A few pants outside me are still dripping. Liu Dachuan and Liu Changzu grabbed the waistband with a frown and stretched out their arms. They took my belt and took the spear and tied the wetter pants to the spear tip. They said, "Brothers and younger brothers, I am not a fairy, and I am not a Taoist. There is a bubble of old children’s urine. Let’s make do with it."
I feel like I’m crazy when I say this, but what can a guy in his twenties do if he peed his pants twice in front of people?
If they don’t dig at my diaper at ordinary times, they’ll have to laugh their heads off because of my embarrassment, but the ghost fog around their eyes is dispelled by me and slowly moves closer to us. It’s really impossible to tell a joke when they come out. What kind of eyes they look at me and then pay attention to those ghosts in the fog.
Liu Dachuan and Long Legs both screamed when I tied my pants and waved the spear tip everywhere, and the smoke was scattered in tandem, so that they all advised me to drink more water in case I didn’t need it
I almost want to cry. "When you hurry, think about what to do next, okay?"
"It’s really a matter of luck this time," sighed Liu Dachuan. "Just like you said that we are neither immortals nor Taoist priests, and we can neither scribble nor cast spells to deal with ghosts that can’t be revealed in our mortal eyes. It’s more than enough to have a child’s urine, but we can do nothing if we encounter deep resentment."
I heard Lu Dachuan’s words, and Rinai also knew that he was telling the truth. It was natural to be afraid in my heart, but it was more resentment. Why did God let my family spread such a bizarre thing? You know, at my age, it was the most chic time in my life. Although I was born in a poor rural family, I needed to work harder than my peers in everything in the city, but I needed to support the elderly and support my children. I could live happily in the past few years, but I saw Lu Keqin snuggling up to me for fear. I felt that it was worthwhile to go through all this, so I took out my kettle and drank it desperately. I prayed in my heart that the bodhisattva would bless me and find my father to help us get out safely.
I think in these messy times, in front of Lu Dachuan, I was middle-aged and long-legged, and finally the three of us each waved a spear with my baby urine and successfully crossed the bridge and walked into the shore forest.
Due to the fog, we saw a gray area in the distance. After walking into the Woods for a while, we felt a little fly.
"I really want to think of a way to get lost sooner or later." Liu Dachuan stopped and waved his spear wildly in a few gaps between trees, which also allowed us to clearly see that the ground was a little wider.
I said, "Although it is always bright at sunrise and sunset here, according to common sense, it should be late when this ghost comes out for activities. Shall we find a safe place to sleep and wait until dawn?"
Lu Dachuan said, "The truth is that a bonfire can be big if it is a wild animal, but how to prevent these things? Even if the night watchman keeps waving around with a stick, they can’t get close to it and think about this ghost. Who can sleep?"
Long legs said, "I can’t sleep when I’m sleepy. I don’t think it’s a big problem for us to add double insurance."
"What double insurance" Liu Dachuan and I asked at the same time.
Long legs strode and waved the spear tied to my long trousers in an exaggerated way. We walked around in a big circle and said, "Zheng Shuang, you are quick to drive the ghost fog away from this place along with me, and then we will build a fire …"
"What a stupid idea! This is Sun Wujin’s stick. If you draw a circle, monsters can’t get in."
Lu Dachuan nodded and said, "That’s a good idea. From the current point of view, you have this effect."
"Liu Dachuan" At this moment, I saw that Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer didn’t speak, and their eyes were actually looking forward to it. "You also …" It was embarrassing enough that I threw away my pants and speared my head and squatted down to pee my pants, even though I had to block them and take out a guy while walking. Let’s not let people live.
I squatted down and stopped talking. They all closed their mouths and were silent for half a minute. They laughed together. Liu Dachuan patted me on the shoulder. "Come on, I have an idea."
When I got up, I saw the goods with long legs and burst into tears. I stared at him and told him about this old enemy. Then I asked Liu Dachuan "What can I do?"
Liu Dachuan didn’t answer me. My eyes looked at the front like a fool. What’s the matter? I followed his eyes and saw that the original vague ghost outside the fog circle gradually became clear.
Chapter ninety-three Ghosts revealed
We are all ordinary people, and like all ordinary people, we know about ghosts only by hearing supernatural stories and seeing ghost films. If someone asks me in front of the ghost ship if there are ghosts in this world, I will definitely give him an ambiguous answer, because I have to say yes, I have not seen it, and it seems unreasonable to sayno. After all, there have been some strange things explained by scientific methods around me since childhood, but after the ghost ship saw those things, I also believe that there are indeed ghosts left in this world and still stay with ordinary people. In other words, they don’t hurt us, and we won’t be stupid enough to bother them. If they bother us, we can protect ourselves through hearsay. It depends on luck, even avoiding or asking for help.
So when I look at the original vaguely, I can force the ghost back as soon as I pee, and when it becomes clear, I don’t know what will happen, let alone what will happen in the next moment. What I can do is to look in my mind in fear for what we can do to deal with them in case these things attack us.
In this respect, Lu Dachuan and others seem to be more "retarded" than me, because I am still trying to find a way whether I am afraid or resistant, but they seem to really regard my urine as a universal water to kill ghosts and demons. After a while, they asked me several times, "Zheng Shuang, do you have urine now?"
I’m really tired of asking, and I don’t care whether Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer are in front of the avenue. "I don’t have any long guys of your own, so take them out."
Liu Dachuan slapped me on the head. "What do you say when your little head is broken?"
I said grumpily, "You know this is not nice. Ask me if I have urine in front of Keqin and Xianer, and my face will look good."
Liu Changzu said, "Since when do you still care about these things? If I were a boy, you would have said so."
I shouted at Liu Changzu, "Why didn’t I find you so annoying before? You pee. No matter what I heard, blood on the tip of your tongue can also deal with ghosts. If a ghost bothers you, don’t expect me to bite your tongue and spit it out."
"ka, it hurts so much. It’s easy for you to pee and drink more water." Liu Changzu said and took out the kettle. "Do you have it now? Drink more water quickly."
"Fuck off, you cool. I’m too lazy to talk to you."
In fact, I know in my heart that our mental state is worse than the isolated mountain of the ancestral site of a big head and a small person. It’s better not to vent our feelings. We can’t get through it. We are even going crazy with fear and suppression. But now we have to take care of my face in front of a beautiful woman. Besides, if my life is really in danger, I will kill them if I pee … Then think about it later. I really don’t need to worry about these wet pants. Where is the spear point?
Lin Xianer almost cried and said, "Stop arguing and look …"
Where do we dare not pay attention to the noise around us? Lin Xianer wakes up and sees those faint shadows condensed into a shape. We three men can form a triangle back to back, waving spears in the guards of Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer to prevent emergencies.
To be honest, I really want to close my eyes and not watch the bridge. When I saw the hand that grabbed me, it rotted badly. I don’t want to know how disgusting and horrible the arms, bodies and heads behind that hand should be, but there is no one to protect us except ourselves, and Ann has to look at them with her eyes wide open.
The forest was foggy and looked around. "People" were moving everywhere. They all walked in the opposite direction to the river bank. There was fog in the distance and I couldn’t see it clearly. I was surprised how there were so many and it was a little scary nearby, especially when I walked two or three meters away from me. They had clothes, flesh and bones, and there was a skeleton left. There are clothes that are rotten all over the body, and the body is pale and swollen outside. In some places, there are abscesses and rotten wounds, and there are several maggots rubbing; The body is intact, but the head is like a big truck running over it, and it becomes a bloody meat pie. The chest hangs and keeps swinging with walking; There is a whole half of the body hanging outside from the brain, heart, lungs, intestines and bladder, and it still jumps forward with one leg as if it had no feeling; Eyes and mouth become black holes; Yes ….. I really can’t watch the fear, the constant turning in my stomach and the feeling of wanting to pee, which makes me want to go crazy, but I still have to grit my teeth and insist on going over once in a while. One or two people are as good as normal people. Both men and women have all kinds of gold and silver ornaments on their skirts, which are different from women’s long skirts, especially elegant. Men are about five centimeters wide and inlaid with gems at their knees. From their curly hair and appearance, they can be seen as western people.
Whether we like it or not, it seems endless to watch them coming from the river bank, but the only thing that makes us feel that the situation is not the worst is that when they go to a place two or three meters away from us, they will automatically divert themselves. I don’t know whether they are afraid that we will hold the "magic weapon" or, as some people with a path say, ghosts are afraid that people will be injured (weak) if they are accidentally hit by the yang.
I don’t know how many cold sweats Takuya had. I felt that I had reached the limit, and I endured it one minute at a time. I remembered Liu Dachuan and said that he had a way for us to rest in peace, so I asked him what it was.
"You don’t think I was so scared by them that I forgot," said Lu Dachuan. "Ghosts are afraid of willow trees, peach trees and pomegranate trees. If we can find one of them in our forest, we can safely wait until dawn."
"Taoist priests catch ghost swords and usually ward off evil spirits. Small wooden objects are made of mahogany. I know that ghosts are afraid of mahogany, but ghosts are afraid of willows and pomegranate trees."
Lu Dachuan said, "The willow tree is haunted by the protector of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and dare not go near the pomegranate tree. The female ghost Wang Taoshu lives near the male ghost Wang."
I sighed and said, "I really don’t understand you at all."
Lu Dachuan said, "I don’t understand it anymore, but I have eaten more than you for a few years. Do you know what the origin of peach wood is?"
My stomach was really uncomfortable and I was too lazy to talk, so I listened to the text with my ears upright. I didn’t expect Liu Dachuan to stop talking, waiting for me to answer. I hit him on the shoulder. "Fuck what happened? You just said it and it was over."
Lu Dachuan said, "In the ancient East China Sea, our ancestor, the Yellow Emperor, there was a mountain called Dushuo Mountain, and there was a tree that was bigger than the branches of peach trees and stretched around for three thousand miles. There was a golden rooster at the top of the tree in Fiona Fang, and there was an arched branch at the northeast end of the tree. The treetops kept leaning to the ground like a natural gate. There were all kinds of demons and ghosts living in Dushuo Mountain, and they had to go through this door to get in and out. Therefore, it was called the ghost gate. The Emperor was afraid of the ghost mountain and sent two gods to guard the ghost gate, one Tell Yu Lei, the two gods, to hold a reed rope in one hand and a tiger in the other. The image is ugly and fierce. They can catch ghosts and eat them. If an evil spirit slips out of the ghost gate, they will catch it or eat it, or the reed rope will be tied up and fed to the tiger. Because of the Yellow Emperor, shentu and Yu Lei will be carved into peach figures and hung at the gate to ward off the evil spirit. "
After all, he has always been our backbone, and he knows a little. It is better for everyone to find a way together in case of trouble than for me alone.
Bah, I scold myself for being crow, but I have to prepare for the worst. Of course, it’s not that I don’t want to take responsibility and put everything on Lu Dachuan, but that the burden of our lives is too heavy. I think when we first set out, there were more than a dozen people and a mastiff with strong fighting capacity. Look at the five people left. We can’t afford any more casualties.
I feel bad again when I think of the dead Boba, Hu Pang and Liu Fashan, but I also know that this is not a sad time, so I tried to suppress tears in my eyes and urged Liu Dachuan to "find it quickly. I really can’t hold on for a second." At this moment, two ghosts walked in front of me, and I stared at a face with blurred facial features, a single eye hanging in my eyes, and another belly was gaping outside. As he walked, his hands kept stuffing the outflow intestines back to me for a while.
"Are you okay?" Liu Dachuan patted me on the back.
I waved my hand and straightened up. "Let’s go, let’s go."
Liu Changzu said, "Peach trees and willow trees are native trees in China. Pomegranate trees are native to Iran, Afghanistan and other countries. Daxizhou sank more than 10,000 years ago. Can this island have these three trees? I didn’t seem to notice it when I walked in the forest for so long."
Liu Dachuan looked around for a circle. "Look for these things. It’s not the way to exhaust them all the time."
"Which way to go" I also turned my head and looked around. If those things didn’t end up walking in one direction, the fog was so thick that I couldn’t tell which direction the river bank was.
Lu Dachuan said, "It’s too scary to cross them in the middle. Follow them."
"It’s really better to look at their backs, but where are they going? Wouldn’t it be more sad if we suddenly stop somewhere in front?" I expressed my concern
"Follow it for a while first, but you can’t just find a big tree to climb."
Surrounded by us, Lu Keqin and Lin Xianer didn’t say a word for a long time. Now we decided to move forward. They all said that they were afraid that it would get colder and colder because of the fog. The five of us were close to me and I could always feel their trembling for a long time without looking back. Now I turned around and saw that their eyes were tightly closed.
It’s really a big trouble not to open your eyes. You know, people are very adaptable, and their courage will grow with the adaptation to the horrible environment. That is to say, if they open their eyes, they will gradually adapt to the surrounding horrible scenes, so they will not be so afraid. It’s the same reason that fear comes from their own hearts, but they will become more and more afraid with their eyes closed. Just as I just saw a rotten hand crawling down my leg, I felt it so scared that I peed my pants, but now I see it is a thousand times more horrible than the first hand. They feel disgusting, and the second time is fear.
So I, Liu Dachuan and Liu Changzu tried their best to persuade them to get used to it with their eyes open, so they wouldn’t be so scared as hell. After half a day of persuasion, their eyes were open, but in less than a second, they screamed more and more, and in an instant, all the ghosts and monsters moving forward turned to us.
Chapter ninety-four Ghost counterparts
What a scene it was! They were scarred and mutilated, but they were quick and uniform. I gasped at us for a few seconds (it was more accurate to say that I was scared than shocked). I covered my mouth with a hand. Lin Xianer experienced more things. She saw her screaming and attracted the attention of ghosts. Her eyes were wide and her hands were tightly covered with her mouth.
It immediately became quiet around us, and our heartbeat and heavy breathing were clearly audible.
After they turned to us, they didn’t take any further action. Whether their eyes were hanging outside their eyes or they didn’t have their heads, they all seemed to look at us quietly.
I feel thirsty due to excessive tension, sweaty palms, faint beating of my arms and muscles, and intermittent contraction of my bladder. These reactions make me almost unbearable. Fortunately, my mind still clearly knows that this bubble is deliberately irrigated to create urine, which is the key moment to save lives. Never try to control your sphincter in your pants. When you set out for the first time, you didn’t ask Liu Dachuan what to do in an emergency, but you judged the situation in your mind. This number and strength are different, not how to fight. When they came at us, they were different. When I came, I quickly pulled out my stuff and scattered a circle around us. Or should I spray the spears, pants and underpants that tied the three of us now to prevent fighting? There is not enough firepower to cause fatal damage to them. After all, that bubble of urine has been waved by us for so long, and it may soon evaporate.
It’s also this moment that I think I should take on something like a real man, and I can’t always think about landing Dachuan as before. Although he has never complained, what kind of pressure is it to take on other people’s lives? I, Lu Dachuan, have a deep understanding of ghosts when they know them, but when I know that they know much more about the world like other things, I instantly feel relaxed and have a deep understanding. I should be able to face Lu Dachuan bravely with my teeth.
I gave Lu Dachuan a look at these thoughts like flint. His eyes were red, his chest was holding a spear, and his hands were white with his knuckles because he was too fierce. His attitude of giving his life to fight at any time deeply infected me. I instantly felt a force rising from my heart and filling my limbs with bones. Come on, dog, I am not afraid of you. I shouted in my heart that all kinds of physical discomfort disappeared in an instant. Later, I realized that this is a transformation that everyone must go through when they grow up. Of course, this growth and age.
Because the body doesn’t change fast or slow depending on how we feel, it may be as long as 10 thousand years, but it may actually be a minute or two. Those ghosts that look at us moved my heart as they moved to my throat. Fortunately, they didn’t pounce on us, but they should turn around and walk forward as we did when we first saw them.
Each of us took a long breath. Liu Changzu first said, "It’s so fucking exciting. I almost peed my pants, haha …"
I looked at Liu Changzu, who was sweating profusely, and praised, "I can still laugh at this time, although I am afraid of my wife, but I am also worthy of being a Han."
Liu Changzu’s eyes flipped through "When is the old woman?"
I think of him before, whenever Lu Dachuan gave an order, he didn’t blink his eyebrows whether it was a knife mountain or a sea of fire. He really didn’t say anything to a woman, but he said, "Come on, praise your leg length. You really can’t reach your crotch in the Yellow River."