See beauty temptation not Ma Sanzhi engage in food temptation "dumpling and two chitose cooked must be very delicious. Let me go and kill me at once to ensure that you are full of food! Put it on! It itches! Chitose dumpling meat! Maybe you will be hurt after eating! " The master responded weakly, "I want to eat, too, but I’m too hungry to help you untie the rope. Don’t believe you." The old man bowed his head and picked up a kungfu stick, and then he fell to the ground and tried to get it again. I felt that the old man was weak and couldn’t even carry it.
Talking about men can’t afford to hurt.
Zhangwan
Chapter 14 God, what is the most hateful thing? rope
What is the most hateful thing? Answering rope
Master, a living person can’t even get up with a stick. Can you believe it? It’s even more tragic to be teased by the master so poor Ma Sanzhi cries wolf. "Ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ oh ~ oh ~ oh" struggled desperately to break the rope. What’s the most disgusting thing in Ma Sanzhi’s world? Answer the rope! Make a continuous rope!
The old man laughed and said, "Call it! Call it! If there is anything you don’t care about, you must say it so that I can be happy! " This little yelling for so long is as loud as a bell, and it sounds like it’s deafening. It seems that there is great potential to practice dragon roaring boxing. The master is secretly happy but has no humanity!
The heat is getting hot and slowly getting hot, and at the same time, the itching degree is slowly decreasing. This change is relatively slow, which is estimated to be the reason why half of Xiantao has been absorbed.
I don’t feel itchy. Ma Sanzhi slowly stops struggling and feels hotter and hotter, but his body can’t sweat because it’s a drug. His temperature hasn’t changed with time! Ma Sanzhi is groggy and dizzy, and his eyelids are getting more and more disappointing. Finally, his eyes are closed. Maybe he can really sleep in the dark and the yin and yang are reversed! It looks good to wait quietly in your sleep for your body to automatically absorb the rest of the medicine! But the master frowned, clenched his fists tightly and stared at the expression. What’s the matter?
Seeing Ma Sanzhi talking in his sleep, "Yummy, yummy, this delicious roast duck is really delicious. This green vegetable is so fresh, crisp and delicious!" But there is nothing to eat in front of him, even if he has his hands and feet tied, he can’t eat if he wants to!
Ma Sanzhi then giggled, "Beauty, don’t run home and be my wife. I will love you forever and ever." Does this teenage child also want to marry a wife? Well, if he can get married, let him do it himself, whether he can work hard in the wedding night or not! Suddenly Ma Sanzhi screamed in shock, "Ah, why did I become a little beauty? What does this chest feel like? Blame me me. Where is the mighty and domineering handsome boy image?" I * * blow up the masculinity and come back soon! "
It depends. Ma Sanzhi’s sleepwalking is really a mess, and some children should not go like this again. Maybe it can really make the fake neuropathy really crazy. No wonder the master is more nervous than ever. People have eaten this liquid and have experience to know that it is the most dangerous!
Master took out an acupuncture point on the head of prospective Ma Sanzhi, and tied it accurately, turning left and right. The effect was good and immediate, and soon he couldn’t hear his nonsense! Such a complicated and unpredictable situation can make Ma Sanzhi possessed and die, and this master can do it easily and skillfully!
After experiencing cold, itching and heat, the fourth and last pain of Xiantao was still sleeping. Ma Sanzhi unconsciously entered the "pain". The master frowned and loosened his face, and there was a little relaxed smile. It seems that this is not too dangerous! So what did Ma Sanzhi see in his dream at this time? What did he experience? Are there all kinds of beautiful women bullied by Ma Sanzhi? Are there thousands of different kinds of delicious food to taste? Or are there all kinds of fun toys to accompany Ma Sanzhi? At this time, Ma Sanzhi practiced "Five Dragon Boxing" step by step, step by step. The trinity of footwork, mental method and boxing method was like flowing water, and he looked focused on in-depth drills and repeated drills!
Don’t move like a mountain of Long Yin fist!
Quiet Long Xing fist!
As fast as a flash!
Break out in a dragon fist!
Surprise the dragon with a roar!
The trinity of footwork, mental method and boxing is repeatedly practiced!
When did normal people practice martial arts in their dreams? This harvest is probably very strange, right? Who knows? Only he knows best.
Ma Sanzhi finally woke up and laughed without solving the rope. It seems that he will definitely gain a lot!
As soon as the rope is untied, Ma Sanzhi will punch and kick the master and try his magic effect of Xiantao! Master smiled and said nothing. If you attack freely with Ma Sanzhi, you won’t fight back!
Two poisonous dragons, one male and one female, were detained and left out for a long time! Today, Ma Sanzhi had a whim and finally came to see two dumplings. He hurriedly called the master, "Ghost, ghost master, come and catch ghosts!" The old man came to have a look at what ghost kids are not sensible and yelling. These two poisonous dragons recovered too quickly. Not long ago, they were smashed more than miserable. Now they have been able to move freely and intact. It takes several months for ordinary people to recover their injuries. These two poisonous dragons will be fine in a day or two. The master said with great joy, "You are not a ghost. Don’t yell if you don’t know the goods! This is a live baby, big baby, precious baby, once in a blue moon baby! "
The treatment of these two animals immediately became better, and they were delicious, delicious and well served in a good environment. It was simply a fairy-level enjoyment! It stands to reason that these two animals should be particularly cool, and they will be very grateful to the master and the apprentice. No, they are angry. What can a fire burn someone? I love these two poisonous dragons because there is no reason in the world. Now they are arrested at both ends in three days to draw blood. Do you think they can be cool? Master and apprentice are happily practicing medicine with dumpling blood. At this time, Ma Sanzhi has a very masochistic habit, and he cuts himself with a knife every three days to check the recovery speed of the injury! Finally, one day Ma Sanzhi went crazy and cut off two fingers himself! But how fast does it grow when two fingers are broken? Two days later, it’s as good as new! But the master was not happy. "Such a magical dumpling blood trauma has no effect on my injury!"
Today, Ma Sanzhi picked up a pile of fresh and tender vegetables and fed them to Xiaolong, saying, "Xiaolong, eat quickly, eat quickly. Your skin color is too ugly now, because the vegetables are green, and you can become handsome and cool after eating them. I like them very much!" Jiaolong ignored Ma Sanzhi’s repeated urging and didn’t get angry. "I really don’t know how to kill you if you don’t eat. Do you want to die or live?" Say! " Ma Sanzhi is going to hit the dumpling master when he starts work. When he sees that the situation is wrong, he is confused and rushes to understand the situation. "Don’t hit this dragon. It’s not worthwhile to kill it. Maybe it can really become a real dragon!" This dumpling poison and blood are very precious raw materials, and the master has also refined a medicinal material to strengthen bones and muscles for them to face the future. The real dragon old man is very careful!
Ma Sanzhi responded angrily, "If they don’t listen and eat, they will starve to death sooner or later. Let me kill them first!" Say that finish raising your hand and you will continue to fight.
The master looked at it and said urgently, "This dumpling naturally loves meat and never eats vegetables and fruits!"
Ma Sanzhi "What will? Didn’t you say that eating meat instead of vegetables and fruits will lead to acne? And how handsome they can become after eating vegetables! "
In the face of the fear of children, the master patiently taught and explained again and again!
Two poisonous dragons used to be free in the former forest. Since their lives were arrested, they have lived a free prisoner’s day, and for three days, their blood and poison were extracted at both ends. The anger in their hearts is getting stronger and stronger! Today, two venomous dragons, their anger and fire, finally got their full vent. They were arrested to be Ma Sanzhi’s actual combat sparring master, and they defended the Lord and showed mercy when they were sparring. Compared with these two dragons, they attacked fiercely regardless of their eternal aggression, and they were eager to kill Ma Sanzhi immediately! In actual combat sparring, Ma Sanzhi finally found out how a winged dragon can fly. It turned out that one of the dragons rolled up and the other was thrown into the middle. Two poisonous dragons could fly at the same time, and it was impossible for two dragons to take off at the same time. How intelligent and cooperative!
Gunma Sanzhi will pick up all kinds of weapons to fight against two highly toxic dragon weapons, including net bags, wooden sticks, short knives, long knives, swords and bows, long guns, short guns and strong corpses, and so on, and flexibly apply the mind and footwork of Five Dragon Boxing to weapons! This is training for all kinds of weapons.
In actual combat, there are two hands against two poisonous dragons. You can’t use weapons. Pure "Five Dragons Boxing" fights two dumplings.
There is weight-bearing training. Just after the master has given him a weight of 10 Jin, then 20 Jin, 50 Jin, 100 Jin and 3 Jin, etc., he will fight the dragon slowly. At first, Ma Sanzhi will be slow to move, but after practicing for a long time, his actions will become sensitive and fast, and he will continue to increase his weight until he reaches the physical limit of 1 Jin.
The water depth of the underwater world training is half a meter, one meter, two meters, five meters, and so on. Sometimes the water in the mountain spring is crystal clear, sometimes it is turbid, sometimes the water in the river is very fast, sometimes it never falls at the bottom of the waterfall, and it is stormy in the sea. This training has been going on for a long time, and Ma Sanzhi feels more and more like a fish in the water. He can kill the enemy in the underwater world, tease the enemy in the Wang Yang sea, confuse the enemy in the rivers and lakes, and fight a protracted war! I can’t beat myself, but I can escape from the underwater world like a flying fish!
The abnormal master brought out a abnormal apprentice.
Zhangwan
Chapter 15 It’s good to kill people.
Limb-limited training sometimes ties up one hand to make Ma San intelligent fight with one hand! Tie your right hand and practice your left hand! If you tie your left hand, practice your right hand! Both the left hand and the right hand practice this way. Repeated practice will sometimes tie his foot straight and make Ma Sanzhi move and dodge. It is very inconvenient to fight with one foot! It’s more difficult to tie it up. It’s more difficult to stand on one foot or stand upside down with your feet. When your hands flow back to your head for a long time, you will feel dizzy. Why practice martial arts? Limiting hands and feet is not the worst thing. The most painful thing for Ma Sanzhi is that he is sometimes blindfolded, which makes Ma Sanzhi blind in the dark. He can be blind only by hearing and feeling his eyes! This training is to ensure that Ma Sanzhi can still maintain strong and abnormal combat effectiveness when he encounters local injuries in physical combat. Even if he is seriously injured, he can not kill the enemy and still have the ability to protect himself, such as the ability to escape for a while. Second, you can keep your physical strength to find a hidden place to hide and treat injuries; Three can have the ability to ask friends and comrades for help, the ability to delay waiting for rescue, etc. This is a special life-saving training!
Have the ability to adapt to fatigue training for one day, one night, two days, two nights, five days and five nights. Later, you can’t eat and sleep at the same time. You are exhausted and hungry, and then two poisonous dumplings are very important for fighting a protracted war. In some combat environments, the longer you can fight the enemy, the more capable you are to win!
Limited training delimits 1 square meter, 5 square meters, 1 square meter, 3 square meters, and 1 square meter limited. As the battle becomes smaller and smaller, it becomes more and more difficult to dodge, and the danger is naturally getting higher and higher! 3 square meters or 1 square meter means that Ma Sanzhi and two dragons can’t run away if they want to run!
A poison emergency training master carefully taught Ma Sanzhi to know all kinds of common poisons, such as preventing symptoms after poisoning, such as treatment and detoxification. Sometimes he was injected with a certain dose of hallucinogens, anesthetics, * * * *, tear agents, hypnotics and other powerful poisons, and then he often got black and blue all over Ma Sanzhi! Not every fighter will fight aboveboard, and some shames like to play with you, and sometimes they engage in dark poisoning, which makes you hard to prevent!
Environmental adaptability training: scorching sun baking desert at high temperature, wet and rainy virgin forest, muddy swamp mire, vast grassland, steep and sloping hillside, anoxic plateau, gentle and strange hills, frozen and snowy, stormy, thunder and lightning, etc.
Day after day, year after year, a variety of training is bitter and accumulated, and the gains are great! Ma Sanzhi’s age has increased, and the skill of "Five Dragon Boxing" has also increased. The actual combat ability is constantly improving, and the adaptability is increasing day by day. It’s hard for this disciple to be abnormal when he meets the abnormal master!
At this time, while watching Ma Sanzhi practicing martial arts, the master patiently taught, "The real top master may have no real ability to move his hands and feet, but his ability to use his head and mouth is absolutely top-notch and superb. Many animals are far more powerful than us, but they are easily captured and slaughtered by us. What? Because we have higher intelligence and brains, because we have a big mouth to communicate and learn! "
Master coughed and coughed, his face turned dim and yellow, and he spit out two pieces of black thick blood, which recurred after a long time of treatment! Ma Sanzhi immediately stopped practicing martial arts and hurried to see the situation. Seeing the master in such pain, Ma Sanzhi gnashed her teeth and became angry involuntarily. "Which king egg hurt you?" I must cut off his penis myself and feed it to the dog. I must tie him up and catch him to be used as cattle and horses for farmers and plow the fields! I will definitely cramp him and skin him to pieces! "
The master responded intermittently and deeply, "Can I get rid of him? I’ve already got rid of him, but it’s your turn to get it?" Your strength is still shallow, far less than I still don’t know! "
Next to the poisoned dumpling, the in the mind must be happy. "Smelly old man spits again and spits more blood. The more he spits, the better! A dead horse with broken hands and feet, black and smelly is the best! By the way, take your apprentice to ten levels of hell! Master and apprentice! Go! Go! The scenery in hell is picturesque and the seasons are like spring! Early death, early reincarnation, early death and early detachment! " Now living a prisoner’s day, two poisonous dragons miss the good times in the former forest very much. They can eat and sleep if they want. How free they are! The more hateful they are, the crazier they attack, the more conducive they are to the actual combat ability of Gao Ma San Zhi! This beast doesn’t care if it lives or dies. It’s good to have it for his disciples.
This morning, Ma Sanzhi went to sleep for some reason, overslept, and failed to get up regularly to practice martial arts according to the master. What was Ma Sanzhi doing in his sleep at this moment? He plays with stacked wood and carefully holds a small square piece of wood to superimpose a colorful house. Under construction, children like colorful things, but they don’t like monotonous colors! Ma Sanzhi was so quiet that he dared not say a word. He was so quiet that he was afraid of accidentally crashing his precious house, which fascinated him deeply. Sometimes he would clap his hands lightly and throw a pair of small fists around happily! Sometimes he looks out of the window intently instead of the toy house and doesn’t know what’s interesting outside the window that attracts his attention.
Sleeping late? Can you be a martial arts master with a bed to sleep in the world? Of course, the master was unhappy, but he couldn’t wake up after calling for several times. Ma Sanzhi was deeply addicted to his dream of building a house. How charming the beautiful villa is! How can it be so easy to wake up! Of course the master is angry. Is the consequence serious? It’s up to the master to grab two poison dumplings that have been practiced for thousands of years, throw them into his room, throw a bag of poison dumplings into his room, go out and seal the doors and windows one by one, so that Ma Sanzhi and poison dumplings can’t get out from the outside and then go to breakfast leisurely, regardless of the big lazy pig’s life or death! Who is the lazy pig? Who else can oversleep? That Ma Sanzhi!
This poisonous dumpling is often sucked by Ma Sanzhi, and the poison is taken from the dumpling. Every day, Ma Sanzhi’s breath is smashed into slag and turned to dust, and they all know it! Will you miss the chance to catch this sneaking around and kill him? Poison dumpling, anger, burning fire, Ma Sanzhi’s dream of building a house is crazy, let’s fight and see who dies and lives.
The kitchen master heard the wooden bed smashing dumpling tails, slapping the sky, roaring and screaming, the floor slapping and kicking the dragon dragon boxing, rushing to the ear, so wonderful music accompanied the old man to eat breakfast slowly and cheerfully, and then carefully washed the dishes and chopsticks with a sweet smile on his face. It seems that this breakfast was really good
When the master knocked on the door, he saw a flustered teenager sitting on the floor. His hair was messy like a big bird’s nest. His whole body leaned weakly against the wall, wearing a pair of small pants. His skin was purple, red and black, and his chest and back were stained with many ash tips and wood chips. There were also several dragons. When he saw the door, Ma Sanzhi got up to brush his teeth and wash his face, and his face was numb.
Master, when he passed by, he laughed and said, "Beating is painful and scolding is love. Beating and scolding is the place of true love. When you are cleaned up by me, close your eyes and enjoy true love!"
After enjoying the true love, Ma Sanzhi smiled bitterly. "What a wonderful love! Thank you, master. Love costs a lot! Your true love is so disgusting that I don’t want it! Just be yourself! " Isn’t this true love cool? Ma Sanzhi has the most words! It should be cool and exciting to have an unprecedented experience, right?
The ground dumpling poison antidote has been finished, the wrapping paper has been torn into pieces and scattered all over the floor! Some antidotes are scattered on the ground. It seems that when unpacking, it must have been very urgent. Two poisonous dumplings lay motionless and bloody, but it can be seen that they are not dead yet. Judging from past experience, their super traumatic resilience will be intact in a few days. Blood drops into lines, irregular shapes, walls, windows, doors, broken boards and roofs are everywhere. No one can tell whether it is dumpling blood, human blood or both! The wooden bed that used to be very strong has been dismembered everywhere, and the wooden bed boards are broken and broken. None of them are complete. Many of them are stained with blood. It seems that it is necessary to buy a new bed. It is better to buy a new bed made of steel. The wooden bed is parallel imports, otherwise what is broken today is unsightly!
Now my face is numb. Ma Sanzhi doesn’t know what to think. Maybe I just sleep in if I miss it, but I haven’t done anything. Is it so serious that I won’t die if I sleep for a while? The master put me to death for such a trivial matter. This old man is really inhuman, immoral and heartless.
Maybe I miss my dream of building a house. What a wonderful dream! It’s so broken and gone. It’s really disgusting to destroy the poison dumpling. I really want to lament and vent my anger!
Maybe he summed up the experience of practicing martial arts and growing up over the years, right and wrong, merits and demerits, ups and downs, ups and downs, and reviewed them one by one.